Cheasy Listening

They look just like any other group of corporate musicians, ill fitting shirts off the market, the "I've just been sat in a van for three hours" look about them, and then there is the music. Imagine cheesing-up "Road To Nowhere", "Wonderful World", "Home & Away", "Monster Mash" and "Spanish Eyes" plus lots more ..... all performed in true Spanner style.
Dancing guaranteed with guest participation, Cheasy Listening is a hilarious cabaret for after dinner dancing.

The Jousting Jesters

A trio of guys delivering great medieval power pop. A poor attempt at the Bee Gees, nice hair, cheesy smiles and easy pagan chit chat between songs. Peasants will enjoy dancing to the beat of these sad individuals who will churn through a punchy set of self quilled romantic tunes, only pausing to explain the strange deep meaning behind each song. Typical set includes:- "Megan, Armour Coming Home", "Josephine's Jig", "Fill Me Goblet", "Two Pigs & A Chicken", "Elizabeth, You Are The First" and many many more.
Ideal for Medieval Banquets.

Cool Jazz Quifftet

How many musicians are there in a Quifftet ?? Well book them and you will quickly find out.
However we will require a large changing room and food for 50.
The only band on earth that has out numbered its audience.
(IOW Jazz Fest. 92).

The Peppermint Men

Hey far out, these cats got trapped smack bang in the sixties, great outfits and stage set, complete with pretend drugs (optional).
Songs include:- "Flowers In My Shoe", "Let's Catch The Wind", "Mamma, Pappa, In The Sky", "Moon With A Velvet Hat", "Peace For The Human Race" and there only ever chart hit, "Higher Than The Fluffy Clouds".

Cool Baby !

Ambient music to fill your event with wonderment. With a large amount of unusual instruments and lighting illusions scattered on the performance rugs, your guests will be invited to remove their shoes and enter the grotto, to make music with our spoof soloists, whilst joss sticks burn hear the delightful sounds of wind chimes, dreary chords, running water, echoed laughter, an exhaust pipe, strange wailings, wooden tongue drums, the one stringed violin, a flowing one off performance that can happen anywhere, anytime, for as long or as short as required. The Deep Green Earth Children musicians are:-